Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Potty Mouth

A few weeks back, dear Jeffy got to have the lovely experience of Kidney Stones.

I have already been blessed to experience these
awful little devils.

They are horrible I tell you, HORRIBLE!

They make you feel as if some tiny little man has been trapped in your body and is now furiously stabbing you to break his way out.

So as Jeff got to feel this lovely pain, similar to child birth, some choice words began to escape his mouth.

As he groaned in agony at the torture his body was being put through, I could hardly believe my ears.

They were not the usual words one would expect from someone in pain. Not the typical run down of all that is four lettered.

No. Instead, my Jeffy chose the most unusual of naughty words in his arsenal.

The made-up kind.

As I listened closely to the under-his-breath mutterings I heard:




It's just shocking, really.

Try not to judge him too harshly.

I'm sure it won't happen again.

But I kind of hope it does. I've never laughed so hard while someone else was in pain in my whole life.

Poop smith? Stooge?

I love my gentle, made-up-swear words husband.

I do.


  1. my momma has a kidney stone right now too! she went to the doctor and she said its the size of a large stud earring... OUCH!

  2. Hilarious. I made have to add some of those into my everyday verbage.

  3. omg (goodness) I am at work trying not to hit someone because the stone is rolling....Rochelle asked if I had read your, of course I looked it up and am now laughing in pain!!!! THANK YOU!!!

  4. LOL!! LOL!! I could not stop laughing for half a minute when I read this. Hilarious!

  5. Awww. My FIL always says "frick" because he's just too nice. Me, I swear like a sailor when necessary.
    Hope he feels better.

  6. I am laughing out loud. That is hilarious! My stones just made me screa, SOME ONE KILL ME!!

  7. OMGOSH!!! I LOVE THIS!! Jeff kills me!!!

  8. I used a few of these yesterday in combination. Something like "I visited the Poopsmith and he said I had a poopsnake that needed to come out."


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