Childhood 101: How to not get kicked out of mom and dad's bed

This is how Henry spent the night.

Sideways at the bottom of our bed.




He avoided notice long enough that he got to stay. Plus, at the bottom of the bed he doesn't make us all hot or  force either of us onto the tiniest of slivers of mattress.

I do think I accidentally kicked him in the middle of the night though. Sorry kiddo.
It's the risk you take.